ohmahgod 

bontempsooc:

folks from my other RP that I was using my main account for were ATTACKING me via inbox messages for combining my accounts because they’re whining about how it will mess up their dashes and ruin the ‘integrity of the RPG’ I am considering abandoning their ship…

FAITH FAITH FAITH! fioezihfzoe. NEW RP? WHAT? WHEN? WHERE? TELL ME? KAY? I’m outta work now so I’ll be on SO MUCH more.

OOC: Sorry had a friend over. I’m backkk <3

Where’s my dear Queen of Louisiana? 

vikingkingnorthman:

Of course, whatever you wish my Queen. I always enjoy your games.

And that is why you were always so much more loyal than Bill Compton. I’ll expect to see you soon, Mr. Northman.

Where’s my dear Queen of Louisiana? 

vikingkingnorthman:

Well, I certainly am not interested in discussing the weather, Your Majesty. Let’s chat…

I sure hope not, because the weather is definitely boring. Alright, but I do prefer to talk while playing Yahtzee. You’re not allowed to say no.

@ the Queen 

vampirejessica:

Wow…yeah, yeah that’s right. Is that…the rule now? I kinda just thought the Magistrate guy was bein’ horrible…but is that really what happens when vampires kill other vampires?

Not all the time. But of course, Bill killed Longshadow to safe Sookie, and for that he had to turn you. I still don’t get it though, I mean, I never asked him to fall in love with her. Love is such a… fucked up thing most of the time. 

Where’s my dear Queen of Louisiana? 

vikingkingnorthman:

We have so much to catch up on…

And what would that catching up involve, Mr. Northman? 

@ the Queen 

vampirejessica:

Wow…are you really the Queen of Louisana?…I’m Jessica.

Yes, I am really the Queen of Louisiana, I have been for awhile actually. I know who you are. Jessica Hamby, Progeny of Bill Compton if I’m correct, turned because, as stupid as Bill is, fell for a human and killed a vampire because of her. 

Oh, silly people.  

klaus-bontemps:

You act as if I wouldn’t like that, we both know I like that you’re still alive. I happen to despise the girl, but I need her. I would gladly snap that annoying neck of hers in a second without any hesitation, but my plans are far too important.

Of course I know how happy you are I’m still alive. Who wouldn’t be for that matter? I bring some color and amusement to the boring state that is Louisiana. Hmm.. Well no necksnapping just yet, Nik. And you’re not going to fill me in on those plans because?

Oh, silly people.  

klaus-bontemps:

If you’re expecting an apology, you’re going to be waiting for a couple thousand years. What did I do to ruin your fun?

I’ve walked around for over a thousand years, I can walk around for a thousand more, Nik. Your sick little obsession over Elena is just plain disgusting. Do not tell me you are in love with her, because I’ve seen far too many vampires fall in love and it’s sickening me.

Oh, silly people.  

klaus-bontemps:

I always get what I want. And Sophie, no need for any grudges to be held.

And I also always get what I want. With the snap of my fingers, Nik. And right now, I’m hungry, and in need for entertainment, and you ruined that for me, Nik.